I’m doing it letter by letter. Each one hand crafted. None of your crap fonts. It’s all quality here.

Slooooowly, I’m working on two stories. They’re both around 6,000 words so far and growing with the staggering pace of a snail. On valium. But, one is almost finished. And when I say “almost”, I mean a bit closer than it was the last time I thought it was almost finished. What I really need are some synonyms for “almost”.

Or, I could just finish the stinking story. Considering it’s not even that good, it’s certainly taking long enough. And scary discovery number sixty eight, I just discovered that I started one of them over twelve months ago (and that’s not even the one closest to completion).